My wife and I just got back from watching “Never Been Kissed.” We both laughed and cried almost all the way through it, because it reminded us of us, and what we used to be. My parents moved to a new city when I was 12, just as I was becoming 1) popular with my peers in elementary school and 2) pubescent. So there I was, seventh grade, gangly as hell, acne-ridden, and a new face in a new school. Bottom line, it was shit for a while. A couple of years, in fact. Then...
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Party Favor
My wife, Annie, was brought up in a strict home, and hadn’t even been French-kissed until our first date in college. She was a virgin on our wedding night, and though we fucked only twice, we had sim- ultaneous orgasms the first time. Annie’s was so powerful she screamed. She also came very hard on our second coupling. Annie developed such a voracious appetite for sex that we tried every nuance known to man and woman. She became an expert at giving head, developing a fondness for the taste of semen. The internet has been...
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