Oh Mommy! You Shouldn’t Get So Drunk

When I look back at everything, it still amazes me that
we never got busted. I mean given the end results, she
had to have her suspicions. Hell maybe she knew but
just decided to do nothing about it. I mean it was all
water under the bridge, right?

I guess I should clarify. The name is Michael. I don’t
think you know me. I grew up like most every normal
bed-blooded all-American teen next door. I was an only
for the longest time. I guess dad had been in
some sort of accident that left him shooting blanks.

Mom was not about to get me a sibling any other way
either. She was of strong church stock. Devoted to dad
and God, not necessarily in that order. It was almost a
shame in a way because mom was one of the finest pieces
of ass that God ever put down here as men’s eye candy.
Everyone told me; especially Jimmy.

Jimmy was my cousin; senior by a couple or years. He
lived just down the block and boy did we get into some
shit. He was the first one to get me into girls. Fuck,
we spent so many nights creeping back alleys and
peeking in on chicks. Saw a few eyefuls too. Jimmy had
a bone for my mom. his aunt. I admit it kind of freaked
me the first couple times we checked her out but you
know what.

It was pretty wickedly hot to watch mom strip for bed.
I mean, when mom was off to church on Sundays in those
prim and proper dresses, or sweetly helping me with
school work or just generally going about the day-to-
day business of motherhood, she never really did it for
me but peeking in through her open bedroom window and
stroking while she peeled.

It put ideas into a kids head. I guess nothing ever
would have come about it. I mean, yeah. I could think.
You know about stuff and. It made me get excited, but
mom. While, I knew she was just such a good girl and
everything. Jimmy and would talk about her but it was
never going to happen.

If Mom ever caught on to what I was into, she never let
on. She just seamed like the angel going about her
saint hood. I kept my eye on her but by the time of the
summer of my thirteenth year, I was thinking that I
should start trying for one of the little cunts at
school because mom was bulletproof.

Then it happened.

It started innocent enough as the pieces fell into
place. Gerald’s folks had taken off to Vegas for the
weekend so he was sleeping over. To make it interesting
we had invited Tyrone and Jerome from school too. They
were on the football squad with Jimmy and he wanted to
get on their good side. I guess there was no way of
knowing just what we would be giving the boys as
entertainment.

Dad was on night shift so mom was going to be
supervising us on her own, but that is where the story
swerves into left field. Wow was it unexpected.

Mom’s friend Janet, came by just after supper. I caught
part of the conversation as Janet wanted mom to tag
along for a girl’s night out at the male strip revue.
Holy Fuck. What was Janet thinking?

Of course, mom was all saying no at first. The thing is
Janet was almost as straight as my mom and something
has but the bee in her bonnet. Janet turned the screws.
Mom tried to use us kids as the excuse but Jimmy and
his friends were 15. We could handle a few hours alone
so mom’s excuse was torpedoed and all of a sudden she
was going to look at naked men.

Wow, was my head spinning. I did not know what the fuck
dad would think.. Hell I hardly knew what to think
myself. Jimmy was ever Johnny-on-the-spot with a quick
quip and told me mom was going to get fucked. It was
loud enough for Tyrone and Deon to hear and embarrassed
me slightly. How could anyone have known just how right
Jimmy would be.

Maybe it was the porno tape Deon had. It was a nasty
little piece. I think it was called Golden Triangle or
Bermuda Connection. Something, anyhow the movie showed
thin beautiful blond chick playing a cop investigating
drug dealers. The cop gets captured and the video shows
her hands cuffed over her head while a flashlight gets
stuck in her. We were all pulling on our cocks. Jimmy
asked Tyrone and Deon if they ever fucked a white
woman. Shit, I could not believe it.

I mean I am no racist or anything but it makes me
uncomfortable. You know. What everyone says about.
Niggers. I mean, Tyrone and Deon were pretty cool and
everything but maybe I always figured that whites
should fuck whites and Blacks and Blacks. I don’t know.
Maybe that makes me racist. I guess the way it all
worked out kind of renders the whole argument moot
anyhow.

While the guys and I were busy watching Nikita play
meat in her triple-decker rape sandwich on the telly,
mom was unbeknownst to us, getting absolutely sloshed
at the male strip revue. Mom never drank. I don’t know
if it was the catholic guilt or just the heat of all
the man meat but once she had gotten started, she
seamed not to have stopped until Janet was pouring her
passed out ass into the taxi for the ride home.

Janet was pretty hammered herself and falling over with
mom, trying to get her up to the house. Jimmy and I ran
out to help pack mom in. Janet must not have been
thinking. Or maybe she was. Who the fuck knows anything
in such situations. I mean all I knew was mom was
passed out drunk and I was pretty much freaked at just
that.

We laid mom down on the bed but then came the part I
personally think sealed the deal. Janet said we had to
get mom into bed. Fuck! What was she thinking? I mean
sure me and Jimmy were family but we were teenage boys.
Just what the hell were we suppose to do. Janet asked
me to help lift mom while she took off her dress. I
felt like a freak as my cock hardened. I looked down at
Jimmy and saw his tent too.

Janet had Jimmy fetch mom’s nightie. I was hoping that
Janet would take off mom’s bra and maybe even her
panties too but.

I guess I got more then I should have anyhow. I got to
help Janet put mom’s nightie on her and my hand
actually brushed her tit. I got to feel her thigh too.

I needed to cum so bad.

Janet told us not to worry. That mom had got a little
sick and took something to make her feel better but
with the alcohol she would be passed out till morning.
She said that we would have to look after her in case
of trouble because nothing would wake her up. And then
Janet was gone.

Now there was a situation. I mean if I was alone or
just with Jimmy, but. I was not to sure I could handle
everything. Jimmy and I rejoined Tyrone and Deon and as
luck would have it the next video was Another White
Trash Whore staring Mila.

It was pretty intense shit. The video was highly
suggestive and offensively racist. Mom was all passed
out and everything but the thrill of watching the porno
video with her in the house was feeding my oats.
Gerald’s thoughts needed no words. I knew Tyrone and
Deon were “up” for it.

As I stroked myself, I started glancing over. Both kids
were big. Really big. It was the chance of a lifetime.
I had waited almost two long years to fuck my mom. If I
had to color her at the same time then.

“Hey Jimmy, I need to talk to you.”

“About Aunt Leta?”

“Yeah, maybe in the kitchen?”

“Fuck, You guys want to do it to.”

Jimmy never was one for small talk. I wonder if he was
as nervous as I was as we headed up for mom. I had no
idea what Tyrone and Deon were thinking. Probably
laughing at what a freak I was to be raping my own mom.

I was almost afraid to breathe in case she woke up.
Jimmy just flipped the lights on. Mom looked so. Like
my mom. I almost burst into flames or something…. I
felt my head pounding and my feet were fucking nailed
through every toe to the floor where I stood.

Jimmy and Tyrone got onto the bed first. I don’t know
if they would have cared if she did wake up. But she
didn’t.

The covers came off first and then the nightie and then
the bra and panties. Wow! Jimmy told me to go get the
Polaroid. Holy Fuck!

Jimmy asked me to go first but I didn’t have the balls
so they played paper, rock, scissors. Tyrone won. It
was the last chance to be the good son. I snapped a
Polaroid as Tyrone fucked his potent baby maker into my
mother’s unprotected fertile cunt.

Maybe I am a racist. Maybe I am not. I guess watching
anyone rape your own mom will fill you with mixed
emotions at best. It was filthier then the porno movies
but more serene too. Like something almost in slow
motion. Observed in a haze. I snapped a second Polaroid
almost on instinct like the prey trapped in the
hypnotic stare of a snake, I could not break free of
the horrific fascination my mother’s rape.

Tyrone’s powerful Black ass pistioned his nine inches
in and out of my unconscious mother as easy as
splitting the seam behind Gerald’s blocks on the field.
Then the nigger unloaded. It is turn to say what the
fuck was with me?? My condoms were just in the next
room. Could I have wanted it??

No. It was all a mistake. I will always tell myself. I
mean my little brother is loved and all but.

It should have been a fifty-fifty chance. There were
two Black and two white. Jimmy took sloppy seconds. My
cousin called mom a slut when he stuck it in. He asked
me to get a picture of both faces to prove he fucked
her good. I guess the excitement of raping his aunt was
too much as he barely would have qualified for a bull
ride What kind of freaked me was when he pulled out and
shot his seed on mom’s tummy.

I still was not ready to act. Deon rolled mom over and
put it up her ass. In a way I was glad that her
unprotected cunt would be spared as I had started to
realize just what the hell Tyrone had done. And I had
allowed.

Deon wanted the whole f’n show. He pulled out just as
he was about to come and shifted holes. The bastard.
What the fuck was that about if he was not trying to
seed my mom on purpose.

Jimmy put the screws to me. I had a little performance
problem. It was so humiliating. I felt a bit like an
idiot licking her tits and stuff. Tyrone told me to
lick her cunt too. Fuck, I wonder again, but. I guess
it did not kill me. Who cares what Tyrone thought. I
did not lick up much cum and I was ready for action
myself.

That was when Jimmy said I had to put on a condom. He
made a point out of not putting a baby into my own mom.
While, what could I do without looking like the
ultimate freak. I meekly went and got my condom. If mom
was to receive a surprise package then it would not be
mine.

I really enjoyed the fuck. I would recommend to
everyone to rape their moms. It is so uplifting and
beautiful to go back where you came from….

I examined my condom, almost hoping to see a leek,
Tyrone and Deon had both recovered for a second go at
mom.

“I have more condoms guys,” I offered.

“Fuck, what would be the use. She is already full of
Black seed.” Jimmy wanted it. The Fucker.

Tyrone and Deon sandwiched mom like in the porno
movies. She actually moaned and I nearly shit myself
that we were about to be caught. But no.

Jimmy even managed to get his cock in mom’s mouth and
she sucked. I guess. He said she was having horny
dreams.

Mom’s nipples did get erect. I don’t know if it was
cold or some sexual response. Her cunt was so creamed
that I would only be guessing if any of the wet was her
own.

The facts I do know is that mom woke the next morning
with a massive headache. She asked no questions who had
put her to bed or anything else. We talked about using
the Polaroid’s to blackmail her but I was against it
and no one wanted to go to jail if things went wrong
so.

A few weeks turned into a couple months. I think mom
was confused at first maybe. She seamed pretty calm
about the baby. I thought dad would like kill her or
something maybe but he seamed okay. I still had the
months of agony until I would get the reaction of
coloring the family name. I guess I may never know how
mom explained it to dad or if they ever knew it was me
that night. The baby was born right on time and with
medicine and everything you have to figure mom knew
what me and Jimmy did and who the fathers were of her
child but.

The cops never came for us. Dad never whipped my ass.
And mom just named her new son Tyrone. Maybe it was
meant to constantly remind her “Oh-Oh, Mommy, You
Shouldn’t Get That Drunk.”

Thanks Jimmy for spurring me to write this one. I first
had the fantasy when I was eleven and still have an
original version I wrote in my school scribbler. I
flushed it out a notch for this retelling. Seams to
read just as realistic now as then. Hope you all agree.

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